Bunnies United™

Where Twitchy Longo upon his wooden hut spreads his postive Bunnie Propaganda upon the masses. Bunnies United™ is a registered trademark and is operated by Rob Longo & 2121 Productions LLC.

Monday, December 19, 2005

Did I ask for this?

Ok so a long time ago I asked for a brother and some how I got my sister Fluff E Nutter. Well, its Christmas Bunnie Time and I guess whomever runs that operation is a retard. They must be working off of some sort of delay with wishes because I got my brother today. The story goes that yes at one point I asked for a brother. The man who gives me treats saw this big male bun in the pet store and fell for the old "woe is me I am a big male bun who was left behind when my man who gives me treats moved who will ever buy a bun like me in the winter" sob story. So now I have a sister and a brother. Great just great. Gotta love the holidays. I am wondering can I wish him back or can we just return him?

Saturday, December 10, 2005

Roomates

Yeah so we all know my roomate's name is Fluff E Nutter and that she is my sister. Let me tell you something ya don't know someone till ya live with them. That is such a true statement they should teach it in Bunnie School. Sure Fluffy is cute and all but sheesh she is such a pain in the tail! The man who gives me treats put in this blanket into our cage the other day. I figured it would be great to sit on when its a little cold at Bunnies United HQ. The man who gives me treats even strapped the blanket to the cage floor so it wouldn't come loose. But sure enough my wonderful sister started attacking it. She kept trying to flip it over, burrow through it, eat it, and just generally destroy it. Needless to say she makes a big comotion going about all this and worse of all she knocks over my wooden hut and our food bowls. Now sadly the nice warm rug is gone removed from our cage. She better not try and snuggle with me when it's cold here.